I wrote this letter when I was 8. If you didn't know I was born awesome, you do now. (And no, I never heard back. Heart broken.)
The trees in my garden are very special. Consider the example of Mr. Hipstree. He’s a journalist-tree. He loves French newspapers, pop art, Keith Haring and hipster ties. Do you think this doesn’t make sense? Carrots.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. ~Seuss
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GB is an unapologetically unreconstructed hippie and devoutly politically incorrect. She sold her soul to Guns 'N' Roses in the 90s, bought her first good electric guitar from Slash's ex-wife in Detroit, and never looked back. She /sometimes/ writes fiction (you figured it out after the "Slash's ex-wife in Detroit" part, didn't you?), nonfiction, and some things she can’t quite define. Also, she can turn bullshit into articles. She’s been published in her obscure blog, and two or three local newspapers, leaving behind digital traces like glitter. Like most snobbish wiseguys, she also pretends to know everything about everything, until questioned. :D
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