Best brutally honest Valentine’s Day cards. Ever.

You know you two are a match made in “Star Wars” Heaven when you get a card like this on Valentine’s day.

awesome card valentine

I always said it. Before you marry someone, ask yourself: “Will they be a good killing partner during the Zombie Apocalypse?” Awww, this card brings a tiny tear of joy to my eye.

best card ever zombie apocalypse

Nothing says “my cardiac muscle pumps blood ferociously when you are near” like a scientist themed Valentine card. I think the Carl Sagan card is totally cosmic.

science valentine cards Stephanie Burrows.

The Poultry Proclamation. This guy didn’t chicken out with his declaration of love.
nuggets u
A new hope. His love of Star Wars is just as strong as his love for Jessica.
jedi force
Nokia phones – a symbol of romance and a love that lasts forever.
nokia forever roses
This guy tried to make a Valentine moment with mozzarella.
pizza cheesy
The Bacon Balad. Being compared to bacon is always a huge compliment.
bacon
He just cares about her mind…
naked
Pretty much the best Valentine’s Day present a girl could ever receive. Ba ha ha.
IMG_9482
The sweetest scratch. How could you get mad at that?
love car
Acceptance. And that’s all anyone could ever ask for.
love me fat
Now let’s move on to kids crafts. Or, if you prefer, the brutally honest Valentine cards.
The “room for improvement” Valentine
jedi council
The Valentine’s card that’s adorable on the front…
adorable front
…but depitcs your murder on the back.
depicts back
The “I keep you around to serve my basic human needs” Valentine
food
The “backhanded compliment” Valentine. Thanks?
fat think
The Dexter-approved Valentine
dexter
The “this is what your love makes me do” Valentine
red red red
The future feminist’s Valentine
fem
The “age is a very real number and matters quite a bit” Valentine
lol
The worried Valentine
worried
…but, in the end, what is love? Little Emma has the answer.
love emma
via BuzzFeed, HuffPost & Reddit
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2 thoughts on “Best brutally honest Valentine’s Day cards. Ever.

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