The Poultry Proclamation. This guy didn’t chicken out with his declaration of love.
A new hope. His love of Star Wars is just as strong as his love for Jessica.
Nokia phones – a symbol of romance and a love that lasts forever.
This guy tried to make a Valentine moment with mozzarella.
The Bacon Balad. Being compared to bacon is always a huge compliment.
He just cares about her mind…
Pretty much the best Valentine’s Day present a girl could ever receive. Ba ha ha.
The sweetest scratch. How could you get mad at that?
Acceptance. And that’s all anyone could ever ask for.
Now let’s move on to kids crafts. Or, if you prefer, the brutally honest Valentine cards.
The “room for improvement” Valentine
The Valentine’s card that’s adorable on the front…
…but depitcs your murder on the back.
The “I keep you around to serve my basic human needs” Valentine
The “backhanded compliment” Valentine. Thanks?
The Dexter-approved Valentine
The “this is what your love makes me do” Valentine
The future feminist’s Valentine
The “age is a very real number and matters quite a bit” Valentine
The worried Valentine
…but, in the end, what is love? Little Emma has the answer.
via BuzzFeed, HuffPost & Reddit