I’ll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

Injured soldier’s inspiring love story goes viral in 22 photos. What an awesome bitch-slap at what some people call “love”.

3 AM: rain is coming down like the Dow Jones, like the NASDAQ, like love.

Don’t have an umbrella or a G5 to hydroplane us straight into the sun but I can do better than that. There! Try kissin’ some of these old sunny photos with your tongue tied. And now let it pour. Let it come down like the Dow Jones. Like NASDAQ-100. Like Wall Street. Like love. Like.